The Drink Menu: Michelob Golden Light

I was about to talk a whole bunch of shit about Michelob just now.  Anybody familiar with Michelob?  Yeah, it was, at one point, the pinacle of low calorie beer.  Which, DUH, is not very cool.  So anyway, instead of bagging on anything, let's talk about how phenomenal Anheiser-Busch is.  It is good.  Period.  So let's move on. 

Michelob Golden Light. 

By the way, look at the texture on the can.  We're talking entirely perfect grip.  Magic.  Suck like 8-9 of these back and then remark, "It's Friday, bitch!"